Ever wonder what crony capitalism would look like as an action-figure commercial?
Meet the Kronies.
The parody turns political connections, government favors and protected profits into a toy line featuring Big-G and a team whose competitive advantage has a lot less to do with competing.
As the creators put it, the Kronies are busy “Mandating, Tarrify-ing, Inflating, and Boondoggling” their way to profits through their special connection to the G-Force.
Watch the Kronies action figures go to work in the video above. After all, why beat the competition when you can just get konnected?