Tonéx stands in a warehouse surrounded by boxes with black tape over his mouth.
Photo: Timothy Trudeau

Tonéx Vocally Massages a Crowd, Then Karate Chops Their Mental

Tonéx, because I still have trouble calling him anything else, is the most vocally gifted Homo sapiens alive.

Don’t worry. That’s correct. Sapiens is singular. It’s Latin, not English.

There may be someone living in a cave somewhere who is better and whom none of us knows about, but it’s not even worth mentioning. So, I’m not sure why I did.

I digress.

Peep game as Tonéx vocally massages an entire crowd, then karate chops their mental in this video clip that surfaced on YouTube today: